elusive-ascendant:
headshotur: aanzhen: ethanisprettier: niiconiicosuki: pearos: fuscoferu: Shit my food, the bowl and all that goopy pasta everywhere MY STOMACH………… blew a nail in my chin.INSTANT DEATH RIGHT THROUGH MY FOREHEAD MY NEITHERS. AAAAHHH there goes my pants.. and my bed. My face.
headshotur:
aanzhen: ethanisprettier: niiconiicosuki: pearos: fuscoferu: Shit my food, the bowl and all that goopy pasta everywhere MY STOMACH………… blew a nail in my chin.INSTANT DEATH RIGHT THROUGH MY FOREHEAD MY NEITHERS. AAAAHHH there goes my pants.. and my bed.
aanzhen:
ethanisprettier: niiconiicosuki: pearos: fuscoferu: Shit my food, the bowl and all that goopy pasta everywhere MY STOMACH………… blew a nail in my chin.INSTANT DEATH RIGHT THROUGH MY FOREHEAD MY NEITHERS. AAAAHHH
ethanisprettier:
niiconiicosuki: pearos: fuscoferu: Shit my food, the bowl and all that goopy pasta everywhere MY STOMACH………… blew a nail in my chin.INSTANT DEATH RIGHT THROUGH MY FOREHEAD
niiconiicosuki:
pearos: fuscoferu: Shit my food, the bowl and all that goopy pasta everywhere MY STOMACH………… blew a nail in my chin.INSTANT DEATH
pearos:
fuscoferu: Shit my food, the bowl and all that goopy pasta everywhere MY STOMACH…………
fuscoferu:
Shit my food, the bowl and all that goopy pasta everywhere
MY STOMACH…………
blew a nail in my chin.INSTANT DEATH
RIGHT THROUGH MY FOREHEAD
MY NEITHERS. AAAAHHH
there goes my pants..
and my bed.
My face.
my phone is gone BYE PHONE I LOVED U ;(
My poor belly…
Corner of my laptop and some vital organ….
Well, if it got through the wood of the table, I just pierced my bely button. Or thereabouts. Ow
Ouch, right through the femoral artery. *dies*
I was scratching my head. There is now a nail embedded in the top side of my skull. GODDAMMIT, I THINK I JUST DIED
There’s a nail embedded in the couch inches from my head. WELP
Oop. My laptop is now nailed to my stomach.
wallMy ankle….OH...TABLETWHYSTRAIGHT
my ovary really did explode this time omg
D: My boobs shit man
MY HEART ;O;
WELP. THERE GOES MY LAPPY. 8|
My jugular O_O
my foot
my face good god
MY HEART, MY CHEST DAMNIT
aw fuck my abdomen
OW MY LEG!
Nooooo, not my pocky.
I have a hole in my tummy now….
Well there goes my right forearm.
/bleeding through the giant hole made through face
Shot my glass of milk.
dammit there goes my peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
So, I read “the palm of your left hand,” and I put my hand in front of my palm-up so I could examine whatever it was I...
Well there goes my wall.
Right in the thigh, OW.
Shit, I just blew off my dick. I mean…
Fuck, now I’ve gotta get a new laptop
I just shot myself through my cheek.
MY LEG!
Where there goes my mouth.. and my entire jaw..
Direct shot into my left eye.
Totally just decapitated myself.